He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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