ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Come see our sink grown plant.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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