I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just googled if crying burns calories
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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