If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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