Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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