OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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