so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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