I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a search helicopter?!
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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