TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
