There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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