Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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