there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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