yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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