Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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