I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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