doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
only you would photoshop your dick
it glows. i had to have it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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