My room smells like vodka and shame
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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