Fuck appropriateness.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
