You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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