I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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