Its about making memories worth repressing
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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