So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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