you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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