i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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