I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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