I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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