No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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