ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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