If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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