wanna go halves on a baby?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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