you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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