Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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