ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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