Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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