i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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