question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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