Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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