who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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