Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I checked into jail on foursquare
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
