Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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