I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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