the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
