Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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