i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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