Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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