we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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