Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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