Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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