people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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