She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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